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Joke of the Day
"What exactly is dissassociative identity disorder? I've heard of it but don't know what it means?"
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"A dying man looks up into his wife's eyes and says, ""Honey, before I go I have something I need to tell you."" To which she replies, ""I already know, dear. That's why I poisoned you."""
"What do you call a woman on a cruise ship in Mexico using the diving board at the pool? A broad abroad on a board aboard."
"""i used to live in india, now I live in indiana"" ""is there a difference?"" ""na"""
"Really short Mexicans should be called paragraphs Because they're not long enough to be an essay..."
"You never realize how much you love sleeping until you have to wake up in the morning."
"""I drive like lightening."" ""You drive fast?"" ""No. I hit trees."""
"Did you hear that Bjork covered a Lady Gaga song? It's called ""Bjorn This Way""."
"Hey Guinevere *knight flips up his visor* Hast thou considered my proposal? Because *unsheathes blade* I'm sword of a big deal."
"Eternal life Police have arrested a man for selling pills that promise eternal life. Records show that it was the fourth time he has been arrested. His previous arrests were in 1760,1839, and 1946."