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Joke of the Day
"What exactly is dissassociative identity disorder? I've heard of it but don't know what it means?"
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"BREAKING NEWS: Ethiopian falls into crocodile pond 17 crocodiles confirmed dead so far, with Ethiopian still actively feeding."
"I saw a sign that said ""watch for children"". Sounds like a fair trade"
"What did Jesus become after they nailed him to the cross? Holey."
"What did the leper say to the prostitute? Keep the tip!!"
"John Cena wakes up in the hospital He has no idea what is going on. A nurse walks into his room and he asks, ""Where am I?"" She responded, ""ICU."" He said,""No you don't."""
"Deez Nutz He really has it in the bag."
"/r/jpegs A place for an assortment of quality pictures /r/jpegs"
"Why do bears hate shoes so much? They like to run around in their bear feet."
"I was at the doctor today and he told me he needed a urine sample, a stool sample, a blood sample, and a semen sample. So I gave him my underwear."