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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a woman on a cruise ship in Mexico using the diving board at the pool? A broad abroad on a board aboard."

"What did the Lion say to the Rhino? Y NO LEGS!"

"I'm so tired of people saying Hillary sucks... She doesn't. Just ask Bill and Monica."

"Two blondes are running for the highest office in the land Oh right, don't put the joke in the title. Sorry."

"Dear people filming disasters : You need to zoom out before running for your lives. Nobody likes blurry footage, you selfish animals."

"When you gaze into the abyss, the abyss also gazes into you, wraps a towel around itself and screams oh wait that's my neighbor haha Hi Pam!"

"When you're craving a Krabby Patty so bad!!! But the Krusty Krab is closed....and also fictional."

"Feeding some weed to the turkey so it will already be baked when we kill it... Will save sooo much time !"

"what do you call a young Chinese prostitute ? SUM YUNG HO"

"What happens if you tell a psychiatrist you are schizophrenic? He charges you double."