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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear that Bjork covered a Lady Gaga song? It's called ""Bjorn This Way""."
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"I like when I wear my glasses because then I have four-eyes I can roll at your ridiculousness!"
"Things safer than flying Malaysia Airlines: -Badger juggling -Heroin enemas -Grenade soup -Live cobra condoms -Roman candle tampons -Ebola"
"What car does Luke Skywalker Drive? a toy-""Yoda"""
"Damn, girl, did you lose weight? Because it's caught up to you."
"I buy every comic book I see. . . My friends say I have lots of issues."
"I've got a problem with people who are into BDSM I just want to strangle them."
"""Please don't do this."" - my voice mail greeting"
"""If you love something, set it free. If it comes back it's yours"" - Inventors of boomerangs"
"I get erections are funerals. Guess you could say I have mourning wood."