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"""I wanted to lose 10 lbs. this year.... only 13 lbs. to go!"""
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"I need help for some puns about toes! Please and thank you"
"Looking for an Australian joke! I saw it yesterday. I only remember the last line was ""bummer man""."
"A dead person, a 2 year old, and a thot are all asked to count to ten. Which one can do it? It's the thot that counts."
"Schizophrenia I`m in two minds about it"
"If Trump is elected President It won't be the first time he has kicked a black family out of their house."
"Mother: How was your first day at school? Son: It was all right except for some man called ""Teacher"" who kept spoiling all our fun!"
"For no other reason, you have to be impressed with Panera Bread for never introducing a Peter Panera character. Respect."
"What do you get when you give a head of lettuce to an epileptic? A seizure salad."
"You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose... But you can't pick your friend's nose"