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Joke of the Day
"""I wanted to lose 10 lbs. this year.... only 13 lbs. to go!"""
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"Why did God create man before woman? He didn't want any advice."
"Last year I turned my life around and lost over 200 lbs People ask me what's your secret? And I'm like ""It's simple, I dumped my girlfriend."""
"What's a Lawyers favourite food? suet"
"Turns out being a conspiracy theorist and having Asian friends don't go so well together. You can only shout ""OPEN YOUR EYES!"" so many times before someone gets offended."
"Who would win in a fight, Michael J. Fox or Taylor Swift? Michael J. Fox; he would just shake it off."
"my penis so big.... it goes from A to Z on the keyboard"
"Ladies: To see how a guy is in bed, watch him put on a shoe. Does he just cram his foot in? Or does he lick the shoe fully then gently enter"
"Why doesn't Smokey the Bear have any children? Because every time his wife gets hot, he covers her with dirt and beats her with a shovel."
"Did you hear the one about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil and paper."