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Joke of the Day

"Why don't birds have to wear camouflage? Joke: Why don't birds have to wear camouflage? Punch: Because they are already ""in the skies"". Thank you, I'll see myself out."

"The cool thing about shaving all my pubes off is that I get to see exactly what my penis looked like when I was first born."

"*Santa's Google search* cheap labor cheap labor not kids magic cheap labor elf for sale bulk labor laws by country north pole group travel"

"I feel melancoll, meloncholl, melancholl, meloncholy, you know what, I'm good."

"Why don't nice people ride the train? Because they're usually found on trucks."

"Has anyone even thought to look in San Diego for Carmen Sandiego? Think about it, it's a little *too* obvious. Which means it's perfect."

"Tan or get your teeth whitened. But only one of those."

"Wanna hear a clean joke? Johnny took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was the girl next door."

"Just told my kid her freckles are kisses from angels and she said freckles are actually clusters of concentrated melanin. THANKS NICK JR. :("

"How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? They don't. They arrest it for being broke and they beat the room for being black."