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Joke of the Day

"Ray Rice doesn't believe in giving women rights. However, he has no problem giving them a couple lefts"

"What's the difference between a Garbanzo Bean and a Chickpea? (NSFW ish) I wouldn't let a Garbanzo Bean on my face."

"I bought these sneakers from a drug dealer... He must have laced them with something because I've been tripping all day!"

"I walked into a public restroom today that had a ""Changing Table"" sign on the door. I found a pair of scissors and a strap-on dildo..."

"Sleeping guy on the bus has a laughably obvious boner. And now he's waking up. And now he's tweeting about it."

"I have too much stuff in my closet, so no one can be certain Tom Cruise isn't hanging out in there, too."

"What do you find in a pumpkins pants? A Halloweenie!"

"What do you get when you cross a sheep stealer with royalty? Mutton Looter King"

"What kind of horses only come out after dark? Nightmares!"

"What does a redneck do after she bangs her second cousin? She quits counting."