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Joke of the Day
"What do you find in a pumpkins pants? A Halloweenie!"
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"Your mother's so fat... Your father couldn't pull out in time."
"You know they say the same thing about Bill Cosby and Mexico? Don't drink the water."
"What do you tell a person who is about to jump off a bridge and commit suicide ""Don't do it! You have so much potential"""
"What did Gandalf say to the guy with a shy bladder? ""You shall not piss."""
"My girlfriend refused to make a porno with me.. saying there are enough vine stars already"
"I had an amazing racist joke to tell... ...but a black guy stole it."
"I don't like snakes, but ""Diarrhea on a Plane"" would be a lot scarier."
"Why do women shit?"
"I accidentally hired a wordsmith instead of a locksmith and now my latched threshold has been compromised by a metallic puzzle solver."