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Joke of the Day

"scarlet joe hanson sounds like an old timey boxer's name. ""weighin' in at 182 lbs, 5'9"", the ol' black widow, scarlet jooooooe hansen!"""

"The past, present and future walk into a room. It got all tense."

"What do you call four bees?? ....Be-fore"

"Chuck Norris once urinated in the gas tank of a semi-truck as a joke... That semi-truck is now known as Optimus Prime."

"What do you call a skinny misogynist? Skinny or fat, I find that they prefer to think of themselves as ""egalitarian""."

"Why do Butchers don't risk it all in life? Because the Steaks are too high."

"I, for one... like Roman numerals."

"What did one eye say to the other? Between you and me, something smells"

"What do you call a nun who just passed her bar exam? A sister-in-law"

"George Lucas, the creator of ""Star Wars,"" is 70 years old today. George didn't bother celebrating. He spent the day making unnecessary changes to all his earlier birthdays."