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Joke of the Day

"scarlet joe hanson sounds like an old timey boxer's name. ""weighin' in at 182 lbs, 5'9"", the ol' black widow, scarlet jooooooe hansen!"""

"What if your pillow could collect your dreams and when you wake up you plug it into your computer and watch them over again..."

"Sean Connery walks into a library and asks for a book on solo photography. ""Shelf E,"" replied the librarian. ""Aye that's the one,"" said Sean"

"I'd hit that. - women drivers"

"Reports coming in of mass sheep rustling Suspects on the lamb"

"What's the difference between a cowardly sex offender and your job? Your job will always suck"

"Did you guys hear about that actress who stabbed her waiter with her fork? Im trying to remember her name. Its Reese something. Help me out here...."

"A new study says eating sugar will kill you and was conducted by the No Shit Sherlock Research Institute."

"Why was the pilot jealous of the chef? Because of his ground thyme."

"What do you call a group of pirates having sex? An *Arrr*-gy..."