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Joke of the Day

"Dad to his adopted son ""What is the extreme limit of laziness?"" Son ""Having an adopted son."""

"How do you find a blind guy on a nude beach? It's not hard"

"Very sad to hear about Donald Trump. Nothing happened to him I'm just sad to hear about him"

"*KNOCK KNOCK* OPEN UP ITS THE POLICE ""What do you want?"" YOU'RE UNDER ARRES- ""No."" ..NO?? ""No, I don't want to be."" *whispers* Shit now what"

"How many teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Whatever."

"Getting to the point now where we should just try to get the water out of the oil."

"Why can't you trust snakes ? They speak with forked tongues !"

"I finally figured out why i look so bad in pictures It's my face"

"*strums guitar* This is a little ditty I've been working on called ""Stop putting nuts in the god damn brownies"" Hope you like it."

"Little Jewish Boy A little jewish boy comes up to his father and asks for 40 dollars for a school field trip. His father looks down at him and says ""30 dollars, what do you need 30 dollars for?"""