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Joke of the Day
"a man walks into a bar ""Ouch!"" he said."
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"What's is the outcome of a soccer game between Ethiopia and Jamaica? Half of the grass gets eaten and the other half gets smoked"
"Fire alarms should just play Nickelback Anyone who stays in the building deserves what they get."
"You can learn a lot from a woman wielding a knife. For example, your top running speed."
"Text exchange: me- we need eggs. hub- how many? Me- One. See if they will sell you just one."
"What was left after Pavarotti passed away? 20"
"Dogs lick each other's butts to tell each other they like them. Just like politicians"
"The most high brow yo 'mamma joke... Yo mamma is so classless... she is like a Marxist utopia!"
"A doe came running out of the forest: ""That's the last time I do that for two bucks."""
"You hear what they are calling Bruce Jenner's new TV show? ""Cait Plus 8-inches."""