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Joke of the Day
"What was left after Pavarotti passed away? 20"
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"Orange: Knock knock Apple: Who's there? O: Orange A: Orange who? O: Orange you glad I didn't say Banana? A: Yes! That guy is the WORST!"
"Throughout the summer Trump's campaign was on the gas pedal... But now they have turned on Cruz control."
"ME AS A MARRIAGE COUNSELOR: I signed you both up for Tinder *1 week later ME: You still want a divorce? THEM: OMG NO THAT WAS HORRIFYING"
"Why do American's take letters out of words? Because they're lazy, and they hate U."
"Hearing problems I went to the doctors with hearing problems. He said ""Can u describe the symptoms?"" I said ""Homers a fat bloke and Marge has blue hair"""
"A magnet walks into a bar...., what does he order? Nothing... he's still stuck to the entrance."
"If Taylor Swift wasn't a famous singer, I bet she'd be crazy fucking annoying on Facebook."
"If I had a time machine I'd destroy the invention of autotune and say ""good luck being famous now you talentless brats!"""
"I blow-dried my hair, now it looks like the mane of a majestic lion who is really good at video games"