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Joke of the Day

"A trooper asks a sergeant: - Is it true that man descended from a monkey? - Yes troopers possibly were. But not sergeants."

"I'm still I'm still Jenner from the block I really want a fanny but I have a cock."

"Do you know why android fanboys don't like apple products?"

"Today I met a midget in a KKK outfit. I knew right away he was a little racist."

"Just unzipped skirt and my real stomach poured out. Exercise my sister says but life is too short to be running when nothing is pursuing you"

"Why did no one like the cannibal that started eating his own body? He was too full of himself."

"Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him!"

"Mosses did not parted the Red Sea. Chuck Norris did. The Bible got confused because Mosses and Chuck Norris sound so much alike."

"In the event of a zombie apocalypse, who's the first to lose his job? a necromancer"

"Do you guys remember the joke about Jonestown... Me neither but I heard the punch line killed em'"