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Joke of the Day

"There's nothing common... about Tutankhamun."

"What do you call a cat wearing shoes ? Puss in boots !"

"Kobe Bryant converted to Islam today As-salamu a-laker"

"Dear Noah, We could have sworn you said you were leaving at 4:00. Sincerely, The Unicorns"

"I accidentally sprayed spot remover on my dog... ...now he's gone."

"So, we're arguing and I've suddenly realized I don't agree with a word I'm saying. Which really ups the degree of difficulty for winning."

"I'm in a band called ""Transportation"". We're going places."

"We have a strange custom in our office. The food has names there. Yesterday for example I got me a sandwich out of the fridge and its name was ""Kevin"""

"M&Ms should change their packaging. They should make it a white wrapper."

"They say it's impossible to be sad and happy at the same time My wife just told me I have the biggest dick out of all my brothers."