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Joke of the Day
"What did the blind paraplegic get for Christmas? cancer."
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"*Rides off into sunset* *forgets mobile* *Rides back*"
"I installed anti-virus on my PC Now the damned thing has autism."
"What do you call a cow with no front legs? Lean Beef"
"My grandfather's new 21 year old wife denies she's a gold digger but I think it's a little suspicious she married him less than a week after his death."
"What kind of fence goes on strike? A picket fence."
"I'm no expert, but I would guess the internet really affected encyclopedia sales."
"I thought she asked if I was interested in an orgy. Turns out she really said ""4G."" My apologies to the lady at the Verizon kiosk."
"What was the name of Paul Revere's favorite porno mag? The British are Coming"
"What does a witch use to see if her spells are going to work? Spell check!"