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Joke of the Day

"Why don't German pessimists eat pork.... They always fear the wurst."

"What's John Lennon's favorite card game? Yoko Uno"

"There are six American flags on the Moon. Five of them are still standing. Due to the strong UV radiation, they are all completely white by now. So it looks like the French landed there."

"Fred: I was going to buy you a handkerchief for your birthday. Betty: That was a kind thought. But why didn't you? Fred: I couldn't find one big enough for your nose."

"You know what the downside about Crotchless panties is.. One ball always manages to slip out.."

"What do you call a piece of poo that assualts you in the ocean? A shart attack"

"You can't run in a campground You can only ran because it's past tents."

"My friend and I tried to start an erectile dysfunction club today But it flopped and nobody came."

"At a train station, struck up a convo with a friendly Indian couple waiting next to me. I asked the guy how old he was and he goes, ""My wife is dirty and I'm dirty two."" No kiddin' oh boy"

"*Jesus looks over bill from last supper* ""It looks like a fair tip would be about 30 silver."" ""I got this!"" Judas yells, almost too quickly."