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Joke of the Day

"Who do cows pray to? Moohammad"

"I love the compliments my boss gives like ""wow you're on time today"" and ""great job ignoring dress code again""."

"If I don't get off Reddit, my dad says he will smash my head against the keybosdqAFQ#D!E"

"optimists don't jack off... ...they jack on"

"A guy ran into a bar... ...he had to be hospitalized."

"How do you make estrogen? Don't pay her."

"What do you call cows with 2 legs? Lean beef. bonus: What do you call cows with no legs? Ground beef."

"Five chickens leave Topeka traveling west at 25 mph. Please help me find them chickens. Those are my chickens."

"What do you call a nurse with dirty knees? The ""head"" nurse."

"When a clock is hungry... it goes back four seconds."