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Joke of the Day

"Doritos has a new snack called ""Taco Explosion"" so I'm suing Frito Lay for stealing my term for what occurs an hour after eating Taco Bell."

"Caitlyn Jenner, Republican So it turns out Caitlyn Jenner is a Republican! A member of the very party that discriminates against people like her! Can you believe the balls on that woman???"

"So two guys walk into a bar holding holding hands I think I'm at the wrong bar..."

"What's the difference between a black person and a monkey? Nothing"

"How does a butt pirate prevent scurvy. He eats a lot of ""fruits""."

"Her: My baby is 28 months old. Me: Oh really? I'm 74 inches tall. Not so fun when YOU have to do the math, is it?"

"[commercial for soup] Have you ever wanted to eat regular food only with water poured all over it? NARRATOR: SOUP"

"My head says ""go to the gym"" but my heart says, ""stay on the internet forever and eat!"""

"I think this is a repost. Why did Lady Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seat belt."

"I have a french gun for sale from WW1. In excellent condition. Never been used and only dropped once."