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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a nurse with dirty knees? The ""head"" nurse."
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"[friend consoling me through bad break up] ""You need to eat, Luke. You can't just sit there"" *i start crying more* Karen & I used to eat"
"A Amish scientist..."
"What is your favorite dumb joke? here's mine :) Whats the last thing that goes through a bugs mind when it hits your windshield? ....his ass.... :P"
"Q: Why did the rabbit eat lunch under the sink? A: He found a leek there."
"It just occurred to me that we have to make all the jokes about Sarah Jessica Parker while she's still alive.. Because after she dies it'll be like beating a dead horse..."
"who gave a dyslexic child a gift last christmas? Satan"
"*gives gf a small gift wrapped box* ""aww what's this, youre so sweet"" *opens it* ""wait, is this my toothbrush?"" YOU DONT LIVE HERE KAREN"
"Why was the car engine so loud, but the rest of the car terrible? Because torque is cheap"
"What do you call twin brothers? A sunset!"