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Joke of the Day

"What did the thunder say when it understood the joke? I feel so enlightninged!"

"The doc gave me some bad news today... I was deficient in VITAMIN U."

"Hey! It's Cyber Monday... a/s/l?"

"In 2003 an Olive Garden waitress told me to tell her when to stop grating cheese on my salad. As far as I know she's still doing it."

"Why is a good husband like bread dough? Because his wife needs him."

"All my gay friends must be businessmen... cause they keep talking about their partners."

"What's the difference between a lobster with big boobs and a greyhound bus stop? One is a crusty bus station, one is a busty crustacean."

"Tuesday, aka Monday 2.0"

"What do you call a cold homie? A chilly dog."

"My 5 year old's original joke My son came up with this one. Clever, I thought. What has one wheel, spins, but never moves? A Ferris wheel."