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Joke of the Day

"My 5 year old's original joke My son came up with this one. Clever, I thought. What has one wheel, spins, but never moves? A Ferris wheel."

"On your first day as a new parent, walk up to your baby and cry louder than it to assert your dominance."

"Daniel said his mother had one foot in the grave The other one had proved to difficult for workers to scrape off the motorway"

"Where did Suzy go when the bombs fell? Everywhere."

"What do you call a shity poet? A poo'et"

"What do you call a violent white man? Officer"

"What is it called when you mix Alcohol and Literature? Tequila Mockingbird. (X-post /r/waterpuns)"

"After a terrible storm, a farmer realizes he needs to revamp his fence. Sorry, repost."

"My girlfriend started smoking So I slowed down and applied some lubricant."

"My boss asked me today which one of us was the stupid one. I told him everyone knows that you dont hire stupid people."