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Joke of the Day

"My 5 year old's original joke My son came up with this one. Clever, I thought. What has one wheel, spins, but never moves? A Ferris wheel."

"How many FIFA officials does it take to change a light bulb? **None**. They operate in the **dark**."

"How much electricity is in the ground? 1 Terrahertz"

"Then there was the guy who fell into a vat of molten optical glass afterdrinking too much. Just two glasses, and look what a spectacle he made ofhimself."

"What pair of shoes could the ginger only wear? The pair with no sole."

"My dick is so average... It's struggling with student loan debt but doesn't even use it's degree... Or Can handle about 5-6 beers before it's totally useless Or Its like the Toyota corolla of dicks"

"Doctor doctor I keep dreaming there are great gooey bug-eyed monsters playing tiddley winks under my bed. What shall I do? Hide the tiddley winks."

"Why are there no feminists in Japan? Because the Japanese hunt whales."

"Did you hear about the power surge across the street? I heard it was a shocking experience."

"In Ancient Days, Newscasters Kept You Updated On The Latest News Happening Flat The World."