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Joke of the Day

"The doc gave me some bad news today... I was deficient in VITAMIN U."

"Whoever replaced my kitchen window with broken glass and hid my laptop and tv. Haha very funny. Now tell me where they are. I'm serious."

"Women are like the Call of Duty games. If you play them for too long, you'll end up alone."

"A sad can goes to get recycled. He was soda-pressed."

"What should we call it when a man is beautiful? ""Footseveral?"" No but I feel like you're on the right track"

"What happens when you give an Autobot a blowjob? The power goes out."

"I like my jokes like I like my coffee. The same stuff seven times a day."

"The only thing I'd like for you to say behind my back is ""Do you like that?"""

"Apple is trying to market its new iPod to the lower demographic with a newly named device ... ... however they decided ""iTouch Kids"" was not a good name."

"What do you call a cheap cicumsicion? A rip off"