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Joke of the Day

"If you know how many calories are in your donut, you're not eating it right."

"What programming languages would we use if C didn't exist? Ans: PASAL, OBOL and BASI"

"So my husband asked me if I anted a boob job... I replied ""How much does it pay?"""

"Milkman Today my girlfriend was sexually harassed by a milkman. This really happened"

"If banks were as fiercely regulated as McDonalds breakfast cut off time, there'd be no problems."

"What do you call a cow that got hit by a car? moo-tilated."

"What comes out of a reasonable volcano? Pragma."

"They said Brexit would let us get closer to non-EU countries. They were right, we now have more in common with Zimbabwe than ever before."

"Good artists copy, great artists steal I wrote that."

"What does Popeye use to toss his salad? Olive Oil."