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Joke of the Day
"My phone can hold 5000 songs or 1 voicemail from my mom"
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"Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock KNOCK KNOCK. Who is there? The pilot."
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"What does a Spanish dog say at the marina? Bark-o."
"What did the monkey say when he was throwing his feces? This shit is bananas!"
"Why is it that when a woman sleeps with a bunch of men, she is a slut? But when I do it, suddenly I am gay?"
"Why does Piglett smell nasty? He plays with Pooh."
"I don't understand why people are so upset about Harambe I mean, gorillas get shot by white cops all the time."
"What's brown and sounds like a bell? DUNG!"
"Three Jews walk into a bar Mitzvah."