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Joke of the Day
"Yo mama's so dumb... She heard it was chilly outside and ran and got a bowl"
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"How many birds can play tic-tac-toe? Toucan"
"Best headline I have ever read ""Tball stand pitches perfect game at special olympics"""
"I've found that I can usually judge how hot a woman is by how many times my girlfriend calls her a whore."
"There must be something wrong with my phone I haven't gotten a single call about any of the 100s of jobs I've applied to. I think my email is messed up too."
"Why do gay men get so much hate? Because sometimes, they're fucking assholes."
"I love playing catch with my dogs when I'm drunk, because I don't have dogs when I'm sober."
"What is the meanest thing you could do to a blind person ? Leave the plunger on the toilet."
"Knock knock Who's there? Probably a murderer because it's 2015 and a normal human being would just text ""here"""
"Hope floats but corpses don't, so remember: bricks or 25 to life. Inspirational tweet."