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Joke of the Day
"Yo mama's so dumb... She heard it was chilly outside and ran and got a bowl"
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"If it wasn't for Carpal Tunnel I wouldn't know when to stop masturbating."
"Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac agnostic? He lay awake nights wondering if there was a dog."
"What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross country"
"Wearing shades inside makes me look cool, right? *Trips over the cat*"
"Alright. It's Sunday. Another Breaking Bad. Or if you don't watch the show, an hour of confusing tweets."
"What happens when you drop a decimal point in water ? it floats."
"Been throwing away this piece of tape for the last 17 hours"
"A man had his left arm and leg removed. He's all right now."
"""Let's play 21 questions"" Nigerian Girl: how tall are you? Nigerian Guy: Rice. What's the worst thing you've done with a guy?"