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Joke of the Day
"This is my favorite amnesia joke: Shit, I forgot it."
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"How do you throw a space party? You planet!"
"Mom, how do you spell 'scrotum'? Honey, you should have asked me last nightit was on the tip of my tongue."
"FBI just revealed a new, extremely potent, form of Marijuana has just hit the streets. Reports say marijuana usage has reached an all time high."
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Medusa Barbie ...Barbie with snakes for hair"
"Why don't orphans play baseball. Because they don't know where home is."
"My mom keeps telling me there are plenty of fish in the sea. She REALLY doesn't get me anymore. I. Don't. Want. A. Fish."
"What does an epileptic vegetarian eat? Seizure salad"
"What do you get if you cross a skunk and a balloon? A creature that stinks to high heaven!"
"Knock knock Who's there? I eat mipe"