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Joke of the Day

"I was walking around an art gallery with my wife. ""Does anything in this room get you excited?"" she said, with a cheeky wink. I said, ""Yes, some of the paintings."""

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"My goal in life is always turn the negative into the positive... which is why I lost my job at the HIV clinic"
"What's better than four roses on a piano? Tulips on an organ"
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"I just laid on my cat's keyboard while he was working on a last minute PowerPoint presentation."
"A child asked me where babies come from. I said,""Like every other man, in Vegas after a night of drinking and clubbing."""
"""Yoda, are we supposed to be here?"" ""Off course we are."""
"TIFU by ordering the wrong sandwich Whoops....wrong sub."
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