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Joke of the Day
"""Yoda, are we supposed to be here?"" ""Off course we are."""
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"I once bought a llama to surprise my girlfriend... ""A llama?"" ""No, surprise her."""
"If eye-rolling burned calories, women would never have to diet."
"What's the most dangerous part about Scrabble It's all fun and games until someone loses an I"
"Well r/boobs is still working fine!"
"Where do famous snakes go? Down in hisssstory!"
"I won the local hot dog eating contest and didn't even know I was competing."
"""Did you hear that one famous rapper declared bankruptcy?"" Yeah...he probably only has 50 cents now."
"McDonalds actually does serve breakfast after 10:30 if u have a gun"
"What did the green grape say to the purple grape? Breathe, you idiot, breathe!!!!"