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Joke of the Day
"""Yoda, are we supposed to be here?"" ""Off course we are."""
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"I bought a locket today and put my own picture in it. Guess now I really am.... A reposter"
"Why there isnt Windows 9? Because 9 looks like dead fat man (Bill Gates)."
"Just checked out Jian Ghomeshi's band Moxy Fruvous for the first time... Not bad. That guy can really keep a beat."
"I read recently that Iron Man is actually a woman. I mean it makes sense, he is clearly a Fe Male."
"Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're CuTe"
"1992: Girls got undressed for their husbands. 1995: Girls got undressed for money. 2012: Girls get undressed for likes on Facebook and Instagram"
"There's a marble statue of Mr. Peanut sculpted by Michaelangelo in the basement of the Sistine Chapel that only the popes know about"
"If I come to your house and you say ""make yourself at home"", don't get mad when I take my pants off and drink your beer."
"An octopus should have eightacles, not ten."