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Joke of the Day
"How do you project confidence? Multiply by the cosine of the angle."
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"When I awoke from the accident and they told me my fingers were broken... it was hard to grasp."
"So today I was setting up a password for an account with my wife, and I put, ""Mypenis,"" as the password, and my wife fell on the ground laughing because on the screen said, ""Error. Not long enough."""
"I don't like rape jokes. They're always so forced."
"What happened to the fireman who let the house burn? He got fired."
"What kind of turns do letters take? U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo."
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"I'm making a device where if you push an already lit elevator button, you get Hepititis C"
"When a dog is in heat, it means it wants sex. That is my defense!"
"Castlevania 2: Simon's Quest"