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Joke of the Day
"Castlevania 2: Simon's Quest"
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"3 guys walk into a bar... The fourth one ducks."
"My desires are... unconventional. (Hands you a phone and makes you call my boss and quit my job for me)"
"Where does Neckwear go on vacation? Thailand."
"I was in bed with a girl and she said to me, ""I want you to make me scream"". So I said, ""OK. I'll just go outside, put on a ski mask and then kick your front door in. That usually works."""
"Two peanuts were walking down the street.... And one of them was assaulted"
"People always talk about starting families... But no one ever talks about finishing what they started."
"TIL 6.7 billion people are the minority By arrogant ignorant Americans."
"Where do Martians drink beer ? At a mars bar !"
"*shows up to date with horse drawn carriage* ""I'm so surprised!"" Yes it's a terrible drawing of a carriage but he didn't have thumbs so"