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Joke of the Day
"I don't like rape jokes. They're always so forced."
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"Why did the vulture get kicked off the flight? He brought the wrong carrion."
"Once you go black, you can always go back to having coffee with milk, there's really no set in stone rules here."
"A man started to throw words beginning with 'th' at me I dodge this, then and there but I didn't see that coming - Tim Vine"
"A grandpa tells his grandson ""Your generation depends too much on technology."" The grandson unplugs his grandpa's life support."
"So much wasted time in public school, as an adult I've never used cursive, done algebra, or had to remember anything from sex ed."
"Keep your friend's clothes in your enemy's toaster."
"The 9 circles of hell: 9) limbo 8) lust 7) gluttony 6) greed 5) anger 4) heresy 3) violence 2) fraud 1) shopping on Black Friday"
"Why did the ambassador have extra resistance to harmful foreign bacteria? He had diplomatic immunity."
"Spider dick Today I read that spiders like dark, damp, untouched places. Today I realized my dick is a spider."