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Joke of the Day
"I believe in you. I also believe in dragons, so don't get too excited."
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"What do you get when you watch a lumberjack chop down a tree? bored. ha^ha"
"I like big MUTTS & I cannot lie U other breeders can't deny When a dog walks in with a pretty mixed race & spots all on its face it gets PET"
"Sex is a big joke. I just don't get it."
"Doctor says my kid has some form of hereditary ADHD He explained it to me, but I didn't really listen."
"What did the tectonic plate say when it bumped into another? Sorry, my fault."
"Why do handicapped people wear shoes? Because if they didn't their local gas station would turn a blind eye."
"Reading the three bears to the boys and six says,""Goldilocks slept in every bed!"" ""Son.That's the meaning of life. Only date brunettes"""
"David Hasselhoff calls his Agent and demands, ""I want everyone to call me The Hoff from now on."" His Agent says, ""Sure. No hassle."""
"Why does the ocean roar? You would too if you had crabs on your bottom and oysters in your bed."