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Joke of the Day
"Yo mama so poor I stepped in her house and I was in the backyard."
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"I hate it when people take drugs... Like US Customs or police officers."
"Hi I was calling about the $300/hour part time job I read about in a sexy ad I saw on an illegal torrent site. Are you guys still hiring?"
"I have an inferiority complex But it's a not very good one...:("
"*skips away in terror"
"What does a know-it-all always have in their kitchen? A pedantry."
"Just figured out what ""CW"" means so now I have to re-read all of Twitter."
"Plot twist: I knock on Jehovah's Witnesses doors. ""I'd like to talk to you about modern science """
"Grandma didn't do 69 I asked my Grandma if she ever tried 69. And she said, ""No, but I have done 53, that's all the sailors I could screw in one night."""
"To Brie or not to Brie. That is the queso."