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Joke of the Day
"Knock knock Who's there? The pilot, let me in."
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"What is even bigger than an elephant ? A giant !"
"if a gay man inquires about something.... Is it a queery?"
"How do you think the unthinkable? With an itheberg."
"You've got two brain cells: one is in a wheelchair and the other one is pushing."
"a blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who reach the floor first? The brunette, the Blonde stop it midway to ask for directions."
"AA MEETING Chairman: Please, introduce yourself Eminem: Hi! My name is.. C: What? E: My name is.. C: Who? E: Hi! My name is.. C: Huh?"
"What did the vampire say to the teacher? See ya next period."
"Now that HBO has a partnership with Sesame Street we'll finally learn how to spell the names of all the Game of Thrones characters."