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Joke of the Day
"When I die I want my skeleton turned into a xylophone. Just like the good ol' days."
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"I like movie reviews You always catch something new the second time"
"I wish I could hang out with Gwen Stefani. We would discuss which shit is/isn't bananas."
"You know you're a mover & a shaker when HR rewrites the dress code for you. Whatever Anita, those tear-away pants looked fabulous on me."
"Why can't Indians drive cars? It's impossible to reach the pedals whilst sitting Indian style"
"A good joke for the engineers out there Free time"
"Hillary and Huma Hillary Clinton likes Huma Abedin who is married to Anthony Weiner which would make her Huma Weiner. That means that Hillary likes a Weiner which means that she is not gay."
"HILLARY: donald-- TRUMP: --wrong HILLARY: ...trump-- TRUMP: --wrong HILLARY: [smiling serenely] ...is good TRUMP: --wrong. nno wait. nno. no, no"
"My sons ebola joke What do Africans have for breakfast? Ebola cereal :) (Be kind,he's only 14 lol)"
"""Life Is a Highway"" has gotta be my favorite song about having sex with a road"