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Joke of the Day
"When I die I want my skeleton turned into a xylophone. Just like the good ol' days."
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"What did one of Frankenstein's ears say to the other? I didn't know we lived on the same block."
"When you get angry at someone count out loud to ten. When you get to eight, throw a punch. Nobody expects that shit."
"I am not pro gay. I am not even amateur gay. But, I support their rights."
"Sarcasm is just one more service we offer."
"What do Iron Man's giggles sound like when he's sucking on a helium balloon? He fe he fe he fe."
"What was the man running around ? - from my 5yr old son Because he wanted to catch some sleep."
"Q: What did the emu say to the nurse? A: Mend her bones or walk the plank"
"My Girlfriend is writing a book about menstrual cycles. It's a period piece."
"What did one shovel say to the other during a recurring fight? Can we just bury this?"