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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a blonde standing on her head? A brunette with bad breath."
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"If you hated really old teak furniture, would you be anti antique teak?"
"Wanna Know SomeThing Funny? My Amount Of Karma."
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"I just opened up Microsoft Edge... Now I can download Google Chrome in style."
"What is the most sensitive part of your body when you are having a wank? Your ears."
"Did you hear about the zygote that joined the army? I heard he was diploid. (I'll show myself out...)"
"There are 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't. Not mine, I just read it on a mug at work."
"What is Romeo and Juliet's favorite fruit? Cantaloupe."
"A gynecologist and a pizza delivery man. What do they have in common ? -Both of them can sniff ""the goods"" but no one can touch !"