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Joke of the Day

"Who are the fastest readers of all time? 9/11 victims, they went through 87 stories in 15 seconds"

"What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard."

"You know why it is that when a flock of birds fly in a 'V' formation one side is always longer the other? There's more birds on that side."

"Q: Why did my wife cross the road? A: To fuck some dude (sorry my jokes haven't been as funny since I found out about my wife's affair)"

"Keep ""Christ in ""Christopher Lloyd"" because without it, he'd be ""Opher Lloyd"" and that sounds like ""overlord."" Huh? I'll have a Sprite."

"A man wakes up in a hospital, after a serious accident. He yells ""Doctor! I can't feel my legs!"" The doctor responds ""I know. I amputated your arms."""

"So two men walked into a bar... The third one ducked."

"Knock knock... Who's there? *sigh* Mormons..."

"Why did God bless Texas? He didn't want to upset Chuck Norris."

"I wish I had the exciting social life my mom must have envisioned when she used to stitch my name into my underwear."