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Joke of the Day

"A man wakes up in a hospital, after a serious accident. He yells ""Doctor! I can't feel my legs!"" The doctor responds ""I know. I amputated your arms."""

"Brexit is like traffic Rest of the EU is right even if the British left."

"If animals took over the world, what would be they're first decree? O'LAMACARE!!!!!"

"What did the scat fetishist say to his wife before divorcing her? I've had enough of your shit."

"My brother's one of the biggest stickup men in town. Gosh is he really? Yes he's a six-foot-six billposter."

"If you believe in the end of the world tomorrow... I'm going to keep making end of the world jokes like there's no tomorrow"

"Which came first the chicken or the egg? The chicken of course, an egg cannot cum! Made this up in my sleep sorry if offends any egg lovers.."

"Thought I could safely force a fart... But it backfired."

"Penguins are scientist by nature... They always have to improve their slides !"

"It only takes a second to show a person how much you feel about them. The police call it indecent exposure, but whatever..."