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Joke of the Day

"You know why it is that when a flock of birds fly in a 'V' formation one side is always longer the other? There's more birds on that side."

"If a baby horse swears at it's mother, would this be classed as foal language?"

"What's the difference between a joke and two dicks? You can't take a joke."

"Two peanuts walking down a street One was a salted...."

"Why do elephants have trunks ? Because they've no pockets to put things in !"

"Have you seen www.brokenglass.com? Yes but it's not all it's cracked up to be."

"Small children who dress as Batman must be forced to fight crime. To teach them a lesson, about lying"

"Donald Trump doesn't like Mexicans, and I'm terrible with timed writing prompts. I guess we have similar opinions... We both hate ese's."

"I have 2 moods. Sleep is for the weak and I want to sleep for a week."

"""I'd like to raise a toast."" *Cradles bread in arms, accepting this step into motherhood*"