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Joke of the Day
"I took my son to the zoo yesterday. Really did they accept him?"
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"How come the Government knows when I don't file my taxes, and when I leave the country, and when I take a shit - but still needs a census?"
"Look mom, my boobs are starting to grow! Yeah Mike, you should lose some weight."
"How does Pocahontas celebrate her Cake Day? With a Pao Wow."
"*throws king crab into tank of normal crabs* Go, lead them to freedom, this is your birthright"
"I thought ""#2 pencil"" meant a poopy finger. Guess that explains the low test scores."
"My favorite part of the bible is when god gives people free will and then kills everyone with a flood for not acting the way he wanted ."
"Did you hear about that vampire that's never tasted blood? It's a little irony"
"What do you call a magic dog? A Labracadabrador."
"Two introverts go to a bar. They leave immediately."