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Joke of the Day

"So there's two fishes in a tank... One turn to the other and says: Dude, you know how to ride this thing?"

"I used to date a girl called Anna Ward She was a trophy girlfriend."

"It's strange isn't it, you stand in a library and go ""Aaaaaargh"" and everyone stares at you. Do the same thing on an aeroplane and everyone joins in."

"What do you get when you cross and elephant with a rhinoceros? Elephino!"

"Why is it hard to break up with a Japenese girl? ...you have to drop the bomb twice in order for her to get it."

"What is one thing that both Australians & Americans share the same view on? 1961"

"Chuck Norris Found The Ark Of The Covenant... He Currently Uses It As A Coffee Table."

"A policeman walks into a bar. The bar is now being charged for assaulting a police officer."

"Wuts 9+10 Twenny wun"

"71% of all statistics are ... ...made up"