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Joke of the Day

"So there's two fishes in a tank... One turn to the other and says: Dude, you know how to ride this thing?"

"Bad advice to give a kleptomaniac... ""You should really take something for that."""

"Why is Monday so far from Friday, but Friday so close to Monday?"

"I've never really gotten along with my brother.... I wish he was more like my mom...in that I wish he died three years ago"

"Did you ever hear about the Bass player whose timing was so bad he threw himself behind a train?"

"95% of the world is retarded I'm glad I am the 10%"

"What did the executioner say to the prisoner? ""Hang on a minute."""

"My art teacher told me to draw a Tardis I think im going to fail since I just drew police box."

"It's called instant messaging for a reason. ..if I wanted to wait a week for a reply, I'd of sent a bloody letter"

"""That looks interesting. I think I'll eat it."" - Sharks and Toddlers"