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Joke of the Day
"Jack and Jill went up the hill.... And Jill came back with an IPhone 7"
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"*interrupts dinner ""IS THAT CLOCK REALLY YOUR GRANDFATHER!?"""
"What do you call a WWII battle that finished it's senior year at communism school? Leningrad"
"I come from a long line of people waiting to get in."
"A man is chasing a talking emu... The Emu is taunting him, saying ""you can't catch me! I can run at 80 km/h, you can only manage 20!"" to which the the man replies ""You can run but you can't fly!"""
"Just saw a horse drawn cart. Wasn't a very good cart. Horses are terrible artists."
"Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Thou art not as nice as this time last year."
"How do you make a gay guy scream twice in one evening? Fist fuck him then wipe your hands on his drapes."
"My favorite thing about camping is when I stay home & don't."
"I was once a male trapped in a female's body but then my mother gave birth."