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Joke of the Day
"What Do You Call IDubbbz When He is Angry? Osteoferocious!"
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"Yesterday my boss asked why I was tardy and I said, ""I don't think you're supposed call people that any more."""
"What's the other word for a pedophile with a large hat? The Pope. (sorry if repost, my friend just told it to me)"
"I'm thinking of giving away my broken marionette. No strings attached"
"redneck joke How do you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw"
"You literally misuse the word ""literally"" every time you say it. And I figuratively want to punch you in the face. Literally."
"What?s orange and rhymes with parrot? Carrot"
"Teacher to child: 'do you know how to spell banana? Child: 'Yes, but I don't know when to stop'."
"Shopping when hungry means you end up buying food you will regret. Apply the same rule for not being too horny when going to the clubs/bars."
"Why don't you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they are really good at it"