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Joke of the Day

"What Do You Call IDubbbz When He is Angry? Osteoferocious!"

"""What do we want?"" ""A cure for ADHD!"" ""When do we want it?"" ""Squirrel!"""

"Why did the Mexican push his wife off teh cliff? tequila"

"Did you hear about the woman who tried to join ISIS? I heard jihad a bad time time."

"And the Lord said, 'Let there be idiots.'"

"""Now?"" ""Not yet."" ""Now?"" ""Not quite."" *Car approaches* ""Now?"" ""Now."" -Deer crossing the road"

"How do you piss off a female archaeologist? Give her a used tampon and ask her what period it's from"

"To my student loans I am forever in your debt."

"(Calm down, this isn't a racist joke.) How do you find will smith in a snowstorm? (Not a racist joke!) You look for the fresh prints!"

"me: Hi it is nice to meet u. I am Jeff date: Are u reading off notecards M: Yes sex at ur place sounds gr-wait crap these are out of order"