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Joke of the Day

"A boy ate a Pb and jelly sandwich And then died"

"Having friends is like... Having friends is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it but only you can feel it's warmth!"

"[oc] I just bought a new computer. It is Made in Jamaica. Runs really fast, but doesn't do anything useful."

"What's the difference ? What's the difference between getting your girlfriend pregnant and asking how her day went? There is no difference, you always regret both!"

"4 out of 5 dentists agree: kill a lion."

"Ever hear of Henry, Santa's brown nosed reindeer? He is just as fast as Rodolph but couldn't stop as quickly."

"Solar radiation has turned the American flags on the moon pure white... ...so now it looks like France landed there."

"My hateful coworkers discovered that I eat my lunch in the air ducts and now they've taken to smacking the air ducts with a broom."

"Why'd the factory worker hate their job? Because it was soda pressing."

"Did you hear about the lesbian construction company? There are no studs, it's all tongue and groove . . ."