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Joke of the Day

"A boy ate a Pb and jelly sandwich And then died"

"What do you call the indian prime minister's method of operation? Modi's operandi."

"Adele called her first albums 19 & 21 because they are numbers that have special importance to her life Her follow up 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510 is due out next month."

"What programming language do they use in Star Wars? JawaScript"

"Why did the the acrophobe pothead start screaming? She's afraid of heights."

"Why shouldn't you enter into a contract with Wolverine? Because of his retractable clause."

"What do you call a dog that can preform magic? A Labracadabra."

"What did the evil tin man say when he was run over by a steamroller? Curses! Foil again!"

"Research shows that, on average, men tend to write longer sentences than women. They don't get periods."

"I was so hungry this morning I almost ate a clock.... I didn't because it's time consuming. Also, I'd have to go back for seconds. I'm here all day.."