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Joke of the Day
"What's a cats favorite song? 3 blind mice"
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"What do a hen house and OP's mom's mouth have in common? They're both more productive with a cock inside. Nsfw"
"What is r/jokes' main function? ctrl+v"
"How many idiots does it take to change a light bulb? Five - one to hold the bulb, and four to turn his ladder"
"What is small, bald and wrinkled? Danny DeVito"
"""You have sexy calves."" -Pedophile bull"
"Milkman Today my girlfriend was sexually harassed by a milkman. This really happened"
"Skipping School Grandpa: ""Go hide, your teacher is here because you skipped school today!"" Boy: ""No you go hide. I told her you were dead!"""
"Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over? Me: Don't get me started"
"What came first the chicken or the egg? actually i came first... inside the chicken."