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Joke of the Day
"What's a cats favorite song? 3 blind mice"
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"What's the difference between illegal and unlawful? One is against the law, the other is a sick bird."
"You think life as a woman is hard? Try peeing with an erection."
"Dear Netflix; when I got my first dvd by mail all those years ago I never dreamed that one day you would raise a child for me."
"Breaking news! Energizer Bunny arrested ...charged with battery. *drops mic*"
"Religion is a multi-billion dollar industry and those benefiting financially from it will do everything in their power to keep the con going."
"ALERT At 9:20am, I lost an apostrophe. Last seen in the word ""Let's"". If you see it, please send it home. Its tweet misses it."
"Two condoms are walking down the street and stop outside of a gay bar. The first condom turns to the second and says, ""Do you want to go in and get sh*t-faced?"""
"How do I know Sarah's a vegetarian? Because I've me herbivore."
"I'm sick of people knocking on my door, begging. There's just been a woman asking for donations for a sperm bank........ I gave her a right fcuking mouthful."