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Joke of the Day
"Roses are red, Violets are red... Actually, I think my garden's on fire"
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"Sometimes the most spiritual thing you can do is go to bed."
"My girlfriend gave me a bj in the dark... So she never seen me coming."
"A condom isn't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus."
"I'm not an alcoholic ... Alcoholic's need a drink, but I already have one"
"Two guys are watching a dog lick its privates. One guy chuckles and says, ""I wish I could do that."" The other guy says, ""Pet him, maybe he'll let you."" An oldie, but I always liked it."
"Raheem is a Pakistani orphan boy who has to walk 5 miles to reach his school.. but with your help of a few pennies a month..we can buy a whip and make the lazy bastard run."
"I keep having hallucinations of pickles. My therapist says I'm dillusional."
"What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa stops after 3 Ho's"
"What do you call someone who speaks 2 languages? Bilingual What do you call someone who speaks 3 languages? Trilingual. What do you call someone who speaks only 1 language? American."