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Joke of the Day
"Inside me is a skinny woman screaming to get out. I can usually shut her up with a cookie."
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"You talk when you cease to be at peace with your thoughts."
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"I'm fat and get laughed at when I say I have an eating disorder But I wouldn't be fat if I could stop eating disorder, datorder, and da other one too"
"it should be illegal for shipping & handling to cost more than the product"
"Did you hear about the man who found a dollar in his beer? It happened once in a Blue Moon"
"Me and my best friend reverse our cars everywhere together. We go back a long way."
"How do you titilate an ocelot? Oscillate its tit a lot."
"Stay safe out there on New Years Eve Who am I kidding, I'm talking to Redditors."
"Why don't they allow computers in prison? Is it because of the escape button? I think it's because of the escape button."