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Joke of the Day
"Hey Prius owners your entire car is a bumper sticker"
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"Today I went to the convenience store to pick up some condoms. When I walked to the register with the condoms the clerk asked ""Would you like a bag?"" I replied ""No, she's not that ugly"""
"What do you get when an Investment banker jumps off a cliff? A Con descending Altitude."
"Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with."
"Why did the investor invest in exercise equipment? Because it was worth the weight!"
"I threw away my vacuumer today It was just collecting dust.."
"Cerebral palsy It's the thinkin man's palsy"
"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it. It was a shitzu."
"What is Andreev-Reflection? When electrons are reflected assholes by a superconductor."
"They should make erasers for Crayons called ""Crayoffs""."