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Joke of the Day

"Why does Donald Trump and illegal Mexicans have in Common? They're both not wanted by the Republican Party."

"Some homophobic guys are scared that a dude might hit on 'em. If a chick wouldn't hit on you, neither would a dude. Ugliness is universal."

"I love jokes about video games. They work on so many levels."

"What goes oo ooo oooo? A cow with no lips."

"Autocorrect is a great feature... but it can also be your worst enema."

"Why couldn't Bill Gates get any girls? His hardware was Microsoft"

"Finally looked up from my phone screen and noticed I'm being passed around by the crowd at a Blink 182 concert."

"my grandad came to this country with four pounds in his pocket, my nan was holding a suitcase full of cash & heroin"

"What's the difference between a rooster and a hooker? [NSFW] The rooster says Cock-a-doodle-do, and the hooker says Any cock will do!"

"My girlfriend didn't believe me when I said I could make a car out of spaghetti... You should have seen her face when I drove pasta"