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Joke of the Day

"Tweets a cocaine joke gets 120 favorites & a trophy Post a cocaine joke on Facebook & gets 170 ""we are praying for you"" & an intervention."

"What's a Canadian Anarchist's favorite shape? A circle, eh."

"Every time I try to make a mental note, I end up tripping and falling along a neural pathway."

"My hatred for Nicki Minaj probably stems from my fear of clowns."

"America only considers a war a success if we build a Bed Bath and Beyond in the enemy's capital."

"They say a woman does better research than the FBI... Good thing a man can hide secrets better than the CIA."

"Pretty sure Craigslist is just a secret genetics lab and they send out their failed experiments to come pick up the stuff you sell there."

"How was copper wire invented??? 2 jews fighting over a penny"

"The human body is 90% water so we are basically just cucumbers with anxiety."

"Riverbed My daughter asked me the other day if the riverbed had a ""pillow"""