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Joke of the Day
"What's a Canadian Anarchist's favorite shape? A circle, eh."
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"If you crossed King Kong and a bell what would you have? A ding-dong King Kong."
"A Vegan and her Gluten-Free friend walk into a bar... and we only know that because it's the first thing they tell everyone"
"Why is Microsoft skipping Windows 9 and going straight to Windows 10? Because 7 8 9!"
"Give Michael Cera a fish and he'll eat for a day. Teach him to fish and he'll be like, ""ewww you have to touch worms? Gross"""
"The GF goes away for 10 days, *shits going to get wild * sleeps in middle of bed"
"What do you call a chinese pedophile? Pok Um Yung"
"'Space Jam' never gets old - that's because in the sterile environment of space fruit preserves don't spoil. Hi, I'm Neil deGrasse Tyson."
"Which tornadoes are the most refreshing? F5 tornadoes."
"My beard itches, Web MD: Beard cancer"